Courses

	NVQ Level 2 Doctor Who No Course fee A practical work based course which will train you to defeat all the main types of tyrannical despots, and invading aliens. You will need to attend College for one day a week, and create a portfolio of evidence. You must arrange a work placement with a self styled renegade time lord. This course may be taken as part of an Apprenticeship, where you will also be trained in keyskills and use of sonic screwdrivers.

	BTEC First Diploma in Cat 20p Do you like cats? If so this is the course for you. You will spend 4 days a week in college learning how to be a cat. Topics covered include, purring, hairballs and shitting in the kitchen. There are no formal entry qualifications but cadidates would be expected to have 16 nipples and an interst in mice. Optional module on Andrew Lllyood Webber musicals.

	Fat Club Bag of pies Fat? this is the club for you. We meet on Tuesday nights to eat pies and drink strong lager. Skinny ribs need tot apply.

	H.N.D. in Witchcraft and Wizardry. (Will become Foundation degree Sept 2005) 2 cnuts... Have you read all the Harry Potter books? Think you know your "alohamora" from your "flippendo"? Then this is the course for you. This 2 year course will teach you all the things you need to know to become registered wizard or widge. You will learn potions with our very own Professor snape look-e-likee, Dr Hugh Girlie. You will play Quidditch with your house chums, and in all probability foil a dastardly plot by Lord Voldemort. Entry Requirements: Cat , Frog or other familiar. warty nose and belief in silly new age stuff.